If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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