idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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