Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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