Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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