My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
