sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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