I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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