just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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