so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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