You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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