bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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