I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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