i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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