next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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