yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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