I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
