How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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