Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We have started to decorate penises.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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