Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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