so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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