U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
