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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The adults are the big ones right?
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