none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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