Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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