I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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