I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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