i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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