so explain again why im purple
no
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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