Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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