No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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