In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
