when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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