The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
