Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
