AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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