Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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