I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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