Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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