i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just pee around me
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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