Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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