..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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