OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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