oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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