p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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