Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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