sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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