I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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