ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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