We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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