I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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