sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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