DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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